Things I’ve Seen

Things I’ve Seen

Witnessed in the stacks, on the floor, or (heaven help us) at the desk. AM phone customer: Can you tell me what the local arson laws are? PM phone customer: I need to know the proper procedure for working with a dead body. Woman with long grey hair and a Doctor Who...
Things I’ve Seen

Life Story

A phone conversation at the Reference Desk: Woman: I need the phone number for Kroger’s. <me: provides phone number> Woman: Thanks, hon. Are you doing anything for Christmas? We’re just staying home. Homebodies all, that’s what we are. We went...