by Amanda Trumpower | Jul 18, 2019 | Twin Mom
Date: 07.18.19 | Time: 1000 Hours | Location: Pack-n-Play, Homebase. PERSONAL LOG Training camp continues. I am pleased to report the parentals have been vetted and given Security Clearance 4. Not high enough to interfere with our operations but enough to provide our...
by Amanda Trumpower | Jul 17, 2019 | Twin Mom
Greetings, bibliophiles. I am writing to you today to share the first installment of our glorious new enterprise, “The Trumpower Twins Book Club.” Herein, my brother and I will share our thoughts, our criticisms, and our interpretations of the literature...
by Amanda Trumpower | Jun 27, 2019 | Twin Mom
Date: 06.27.19 | Time: 0752 Hours | Location: Homebase PERSONAL LOG Six months as of Sunday the 23rd. That’s how long I’ve been in boot camp. I intended to write sooner–SOMEONE was insistent about it–but the rigors of training proved too...
by Amanda Trumpower | Apr 17, 2019 | Twin Mom
We have recently returned from another weekend stay at our vacation home in northern Ohio. I have decided to christen this place the Canton Chalet. The staff here (I believe I wrote in my last post they have self-titled themselves “Grandma” and “Grandpa”) assumed...
by Amanda Trumpower | Mar 26, 2019 | Twin Mom
Sunday, March 24th through Tuesday, March 26th The dawn bloomed grey and muted this morn in northern Canton, matching the condition of my disposition. My sonorous voice has been reduced to a scratchy, pathetic thing. There is muck sliding down my esophagus. I am sick....