Crib Notes: Locomotion Is Nigh

Crib Notes: Locomotion Is Nigh

Tuesday, August 13th, 2019 I am close. I can feel it. Months of lying helpless on my back like a sad turtle slowly morph into months of rolling from back to tummy–only to be stuck in that position like a sad whale. After months of a rigorous exercise routine (my...
Trumpower Twins Book Club: 123, ABC

Trumpower Twins Book Club: 123, ABC

We welcome you back to another installment of “The Trumpower Twins Book Club.” Today, we will be reviewing a collection of texts specifically dedicated to the introduction of the first ten Arabic numerals and also our Latin alphabet. Jayce: In other words,...
Mission Report 002: Physical Maneuvers

Mission Report 002: Physical Maneuvers

Date: 07.18.19 | Time: 1000 Hours | Location: Pack-n-Play, Homebase. PERSONAL LOG Training camp continues. I am pleased to report the parentals have been vetted and given Security Clearance 4. Not high enough to interfere with our operations but enough to provide our...
Mission Report 002: Physical Maneuvers

Mission Report 001: Beginning Log

Date: 06.27.19 | Time: 0752 Hours | Location: Homebase PERSONAL LOG Six months as of Sunday the 23rd. That’s how long I’ve been in boot camp. I intended to write sooner–SOMEONE was insistent about it–but the rigors of training proved too...